1) I am sick. Not just in the head, but physically. I think karma has caught up with me after spending too much time laughing at swine flu last year, and steadfastly refusing to have the flu jab, as yes, I have flu. My temperature is doing rather alarming spiky things, and was 38.6 this morning. Not good. I am confined to bed, and would really like a shower, but don’t think I could stand up that long.
2) This is all the husband’s fault. He gave it to me, obviously. And has he apologised? No, he hasn’t.
3) I peed on a stick today. It was negative, of course, but I still spent the requisite 10 minutes staring at it in different lights, trying to see a line that didn’t exist. Now where on earth is that dratted period? The last time it was this late was when I had a chemical in May. I don’t want another of those, thank you universe.